Kitten Adoption Day
2021-07-01 - 2030-07-01 | HI
I’ve done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold. And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker. What good is money if it can’t inspire terror in your fellow man? Homer no function beer well without.

Cupcake Decorating
2021-07-07 13:30 - 2030-07-07 15:30 UTC | HI
Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There’s nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. As you wish. I don’t know what you’re talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan–

Weekend Long Adventure
2021-07-22 17:00 - 2030-07-23 18:00 | HI
Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot. You don’t win friends with salad. I’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. D’oh. A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner. No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it.

South Coast Challenge
2021-08-14 10:00 - 2030-08-14 20:00 | HI
Take in the dramatic southern coastline and challenge yourself with this brand new event with 100km, 50km or 23km distances, there’s a route to suit every ability.
With your support, Variety can continue improving the lives of more than one million children and young people throughout the UK who are sick, disabled or disadvantaged. All we ask in return is that you pledge to raise a minimum of £100 in sponsorship.

Great North Run
2021-08-23 - 2030-08-23 | Bamboo Fresh, 655 Front St. #108, Lahaina, HI, 96761, United States
We are calling all Super heroes to run, walk, push, pedal, hand cycle, swim or tow in this fantastic, all-inclusive family event!
With your support, Variety can continue improving the lives of more than one million children and young people throughout the UK who are sick, disabled or disadvantaged. All we ask in return is that you pledge to raise a minimum of £100 in sponsorship.
